I looked at my own cervix.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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