gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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