I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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