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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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