Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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