The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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