I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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