The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Randomize
