it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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