shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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