Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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