You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
