Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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