You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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