Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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