We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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