I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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