I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
NoShamevember. You game?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Randomize
