They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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