he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
oh god the rape fog is back!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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