O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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