why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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