Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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