ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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