I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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