Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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