We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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