Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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