are you so shy because you have an std?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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