Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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