The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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