I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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