Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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