Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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