Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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