Where did you get a picture of my penis
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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