Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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