We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
