We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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