if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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