I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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