Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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