Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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