Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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