try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize
