just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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