question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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