apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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