do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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