That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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