everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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