Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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