He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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