I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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