doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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