Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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