those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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