Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
